Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

They are listed above.

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

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Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senate

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

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Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

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Representative Randy Weber of Texas

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

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Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Are there girls here who like group sex?

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

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Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Why do Brits drive a lot more dangerously compared to Americans? Is there just no courtesy when driving in the UK?

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

House members

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

than the blue routes.

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas